i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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