There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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