You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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