No, you can still breathe under the balls.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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