I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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