So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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