I skipped work to stalk him.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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