Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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