That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
