Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
