6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
