what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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