So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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