she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Alive.
So much puke
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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