Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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