I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize