Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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