Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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