i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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