once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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