so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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