no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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