There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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