thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
where does the pee come out of this thing
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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