And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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