if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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