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I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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