how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
that's an acceptable place to lick
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
this just has baby written all over it
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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