Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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