i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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