omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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