i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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