Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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