I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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