GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize