You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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