It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
that may or may not have been my penis.
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