last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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