Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
