He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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