Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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