$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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