Your face is a jimmy john
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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