What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
