if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
