He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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