is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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