your parents love me but you hate me
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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