The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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