if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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