What did we do last night that was yellow?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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