he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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